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Osho
ISSUE SIXTY four, july 2007 Eternal religiousness
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The Flower A total laughter is a rare phenomenon. When each cell of your body laughs, when each fiber of your being pulsates with joy, then it brings a great relaxation. There are a few activities which are immensely valuable; laughter is one of those activities. 

OSHO, Come, Come, Yet Again Come #10



Laughter time with Osho
  • The mother told her little boy, Nasrudin, that if he stayed home and behaved himself, she would bring him something from the store.
    When she returned home, she asked him: "Well, were you a good little boy, Nasrudin?" "Oh," said Nasrudin, "I was gooder than good. Why, I was so good I could hardly stand myself."

  • It was their first quarrel.
    "And you tell me that several women proposed marriage to you?" asked the wife.
    "Yes, several," replied the Mulla.
    "Well, I wish you had married the first fool who proposed."
    "I did," said Nasrudin.

  • One day Mulla Nasruddin's wife was running after him with a stick. To save himself he slipped underneath the bed. The wife is a fat woman and she could not enter. Mulla said, "Now you know who is the master of the house!" And then exactly at that moment, somebody knocked on the door; some neighbors had come. The wife started asking Mulla to come out. "We can finish this quarrel later on. Now the neighbors are there."
    Mulla said, "Let them come! Let everybody know once and for all who is the master of this house! I am the master, and wherever I want to sit I will sit!"

  • Mulla Nasruddin has purchased a new house and he planted a beautiful garden, a beautiful lawn. Then a new neighbor moved into the empty house by the side of Mulla's house. He was enchanted with Mulla's garden and his lawn. He said, "I would also like to make a beautiful lawn, but how do you know what is grass and what is just weeds?"
    Mulla said, "Very simple. You pull out both and throw them. Whatsoever grows again on its own is weeds."

  • Mulla Nasrudin came home and was told by his wife that the cook had quit. "Again?" moaned the Mulla. "What was the matter this time?" "You were!" said his wife. "She said you used insulting language to her over the phone this morning." "GOOD GRIEF! " said Nasrudin. "I AM SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO YOU. "

  • Once it happened, a friend of Mulla Nasruddin was talking to Mulla Nasruddin. They had met after many -- years. Both were bitter rivals; both were poets. Both started to boast about the progress they had made in their careers.
    'You have no idea, Nasruddin, how many people read my poetry now,' bragged the friend. 'My readers have doubled.' 'My God, my God!' cried Nasruddin. 'I had no idea you got married!'

  • 7. Mulla Nasruddin killed his wife and then there was a case in the court. The judge said to Nasruddin, 'Nasruddin, you go on insisting again and again that you are a peaceloving man. What type of peaceloving man are you? You killed your wife!'
    Nasruddin said, 'Yes, I repeat again that I am a peaceloving man. You don't know: when I killed my wife such peace descended on her face, and for the first time in my house there was peace all over. And I still insist that I am a peaceloving man.'

  • Once it happened: Mulla Nasruddin told me that he was thinking of divorcing his wife. I asked, 'Why? Why so suddenly?' Nasruddin said, 'I doubt her fidelity towards me.' So I told him, 'Wait, I will ask your wife.' So I told his wife, 'Nasruddin is talking around town and creating a rumor that you are not faithful, and he is thinking of divorce, so what is the matter?' His wife said, 'This is too much. Nobody has ever insulted me like that -- and I tell you, I have been faithful to him dozens of times!'
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